if i can just
Can I have that on a t-shirt please?
just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you
Most adorable thing ever
Stop acting like this is a problem for you.
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
I LOATHE being called “dude”, actually.
I have lived a thousand lives and I’ve loved a thousand loves. I’ve walked on distant worlds and seen the end of time. Because I read.
George R.R. Martin (via robbstakrs)
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
Soo when do I receive my own lawn dinosaur?
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
you can’t fool me, cat. this chicken is going in the cooler, not your belly.
Travis Fimmel photographed by Tony Duran for Flaunt magazine March 2014Fimmel is even-keeled, he exudes a thoughtless vibe, and as much as Fimmel plays it all down, one even has to question how hard he worked to get to his current status. Sometimes his nonchalant nature can come off as arrogant, and it’s easy to imagine he’s often misunderstood, but could care less; he’s just riding the wave. [x]